a political penis

 A political penis

So Johnson is the new p.m., in dear old tory town,

London will never be the same again, this time it will fall down,

Instead of building bridges, and trading with the world,

Into his mates garden is where we are now hurled,

Johnson is a slang term for penis, this is what I’m told,

An American dick for pm. would this story ever grow old,

So a penis sits in Whitehall, Johnson is his name,

In the Whitehouse in the states, another useless one does the same,

And a Brexit is the watchword, as we wait these dick’s decision,

A dick looking for a deal, and a penis might well deliver,

Its worse we are improving, or so it now appears,

A war on common sense is losing, fake news so very clear,

While Boris sits in parliament and Donald on his throne,

American born Johnson, for president could roam,

He’s eligible to try, or so it would seem,

Might even win, disrupt poor Donald’s dreams,

Either way we are goosed, by the hand of one dick or the other,

They somehow look alike Perhaps they could be brothers,

A power sharing family, across the great divide,

Nowhere on the planet, will be safe to hide,

So we’ve a dick in the states, and another in blighty,

Sharing power on our planet, which is truly mighty,

The end could be nigh, caused by a country with a border,

And our Leo it seems, prefers a dick to order!

So sitting in the Whitehouse is a right flaming dick,

While home in his chair a Johnson waving prick,

And to top it all in Eierann’s green isle,

All these dicks in the arena makes veradacker smile.