Tuesday 26 September 2017

ant hill war

Ant hill war

War has been declared in hartigan villas, on the ants,
They’re in the walls, underground, and hiding in pot plants,
Windows, have been taken out, a front door has been replaced,
Between the outer and the inner walls, they hide inside this space,

Powder has been laid, even ant traps, on the floor,
The money spent on insecticide, seems to draw them even more,
Shane from regeneration came, said he’d have a look,
Gave the job to Speedline pat, to enter on the books,

They’ve ripped the cobble stone, from all along the side,
Those pesky little ants, found it safe beneath to hide,
Raked and filled the place, with sand cement and stone,
But those blasted little ants, still call the place their home,

There’s a crack along the footpath, where the children used to play,
Those fucking ants have found it, their message was relayed,
They’ve made it their new exit, to forage and annoy,
I’ll have to make a bomb, there’s no more I can try,

Ah the stage is set, the concrete laid, the crack their exit, still,
I’ve made some calls, lip service and stalls, now I’ve had my fill,
My own two eyes, tell me no lies, I watch them come and go,
They’re having sex and tis me who’s vexed, roaming to and fro,

Not just the ants who use the path, and leave it in a state,
They take a leek try drugs have sex, as I think this is my fate,
I’ve even found them fast asleep, at the end of my poor wall,
And horses pound as the ants sleep, all through the night and all,

A fence ye say, will keep the ants at bay, and the young ones in the grass,
Well hope and pray, never comes the day, when someone, will breathe their last,
For I’ll not rest when put to the test, find them pissing up my wall,

I’ll tip my cap, and with baseball bat, put an end to one and all.

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