little black thong

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The Little Black Thong

This is a poem put down in words and not the words of a song

It’s all about a cute little bird that sports a little black thong,

There it was for all to see sitting on a public bar stool,

I know I wasn’t supposed to look but I couldn’t help but drool,

Wrapped around a body it was just doing its thing,

God help anyone who passed if the bloody phone should ring,

For the thong to lean right over and answer with hello,

You’d have to close your eyes which made it worse you know,

You couldn’t help but look as it hung out and done its job,

I just had to tell him looking to stop and close his gob,

To those who do not know when a little black thong you find,

Never close your eyes or it will surely wreck your mind,

All thoughts of concentration and work fly out the door,

A little black thong just hanging there that wasn’t there before,

Like Siamese twins they were or a chorus within a song,

As I thought to myself a little peek surely there is no wrong,

Then the conscience crept in and said you cheeky little chap,

Turn your head from the little black thong else you’ll get a slap,

I’m sorry that I looked you were out over the top of those pants,

A little peek was all I took sure I didn’t stand a chance,

Any man who looks will have a racing ticker,

Though there is the odd lady who forgot to wear her knickers,

Whether she be walking or hidden beneath a coat,

Who could tell if they were on or off high upon a float?

But the little black thong wins every time just doing its thing,

Never ever discard it on the floor like a piece of string,

In all the underwear I think it’s 1 in a million,

I have even heard it hides something called a Brazilian,

Take this as an offering to the god of the little thong,

Surely you were meant to be seen and in that there is no wrong,

This is for all you women, who show a little bit of crack,

If you don’t like it you can always send it back,

Hang on to the little black thong and give it pride of place,

The one time I glanced at it, it brought a smile onto my face.

24-Mar-11