Sunday 30 July 2017

friendly banther

Friendly banter

Peggy called, said she got the word, That I was unwell, or so she’d heard,
Today she had within her will, and asked of me, tell all, come, spill,
Well I thought, where to start, with this information to her depart,
So I been unwell for this past year, compared to you I had little fear,
The doc he warned give up the smokes, right away, for it was no joke,
With patch in place I went along, giving these up felt oh so wrong,
Three days in I was like a devil, my head it seemed began to swivel,
Until I gazed upon the wash, inside the machine the patches sloshed,
For I only stuck em to my vest, no wonder this was such a test,
My comfort blanket of 44 years, has now been kicked with much less fears,
Then my head it ached so I took a pill, thought of those I’d like to kill,
To the hospital to cure my plight, meningitis now I had to fight,
They pushed three needles in my spine, any wonder I began to whine,
My back it hurts, it’s sometimes hard, yet I manage to walk across my yard,
I feed the dogs who bark and shout, now the doc says, I have a thing called gout,
A blister on my foot this day, fungal cream to help it fade away,
A lump inside the inner gut, was keeping me held in a rut,
So camera up and camera down, and I awake in constant frown,
Lots of bits, cut and removed, this past year not one I’d choose,
Meds made up in the chemo lab, have me wrecked I don’t look fab,
A pill for this, cream for that, and when I sleep I must lie flat,
If the weather changes as it’s apt to do, I hope for one less pain or two,
For a while ago I felt that lump, from my right ball the sliced a chunk,
Yet I’m still here and standing small, all five foot six, I was never tall,
Here you are asking poor old me, how I am doing and if I am pain free,
You on chemo every week, and here’s me moaning, I have some cheek,
If we’re both around this time next year, you want a jump on this you’re clear,
My vision soon became impaired, the thought of which you should be spared,
For tied together, we would depart, and go in search of our missing parts,
The jump you said was on a bungee cord, thoughts abate thank the lord,
So how are you my dearest peg, getting stronger on your legs?
I do so hope your head is clear, although neither of us, now have hair,
Of all our friends with whom we reminisce, some we thought true, are still amiss,
I’ll call you soon and we can chat, say it like it is and lay things flat,
You’re very good to say you heard, I was unwell you got the word,
In troubled times, when you need a friend, to hear there might be soon an end,
For while we are fixing others woes, wrapped in pain from head to toe,
True friends will stay and remain like glue, all you ask of me, I will give to you,
A rock you are and a rock you’ll stay, so glad I cheered you up today.
For Peggy (fragill) Whelan

Christy (punchy) o donnell

Wednesday 12 July 2017

so poor are we

So, poor were ye.

Moan
Oh ye were posh growing up so ye were,
You even had brushes to soften ye’re hair,
Things were so bad at our side of town,
We couldn’t get up from being put down,
Reply
You think it was bad you not getting up,
All we had was black tea in a cup,
There was no love in our place, no one to hug,
With your tea in a cup, we hadn’t even a mug,
Moan
Did I say cup heavens too far?
Forgive my boast we had only a jar,
And no money to spare, all ours were broke,
No crust on our bread, it wasn’t a joke,
Reply,
I’ll say this much, I will be honest and true,
We couldn’t afford to have soles in our shoe,
All we had then was string as our laces,
And no bar of soap, to wash our poor faces,
Moan,
Ah worried were you, about faces that were clean,
In our house, we had no face till we were fifteen,
So no soap needed, by either husband or wife,
We were so poor, there was no edge on our knife,
Reply
Ah sure it was tough, having a knife with no edge,
And the man in the house, having to swear to the pledge,
It was tough alright way back in the day,
One tougher than the next by all accounts I’d say,
Both,
We agree than that both our past was quite tough,
Each in our turn has had more than enough,
On and on each in turn got worse,
Money so tight, neither could afford a purse,
Until the shout went up last orders for the night,

They had one more just to avoid a fight.

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