for all united fans ha ha love it

Rip fergies reign


Oh I met a man and I thought he was nice,

So I met him again and heard him give advice,

He was full of old chat about all kinds of stuff,

But mention football and got into a huff,

United he would say till the day that I die,

Manchester united was his war cry,

Shame really and such a great pity,

When on Saturday the 12th it was all about city,

Manchester city had won the premier league cup,

And from it all their team would for the next year sup,

Next door neighbours for so many a year,

Playing football together with trepidation and fear,

While Alex Ferguson rules united with a rod of steel,

City hired Roberto Mancini the title to steal,

All they had to do was beat queens’ park rangers,

The title was theirs and no thought of danger,

And for a finish both teams had to win on the same day,

But rangers with a man down had things going their way,

2 goals up rangers and city only being able to get the one,

5 minutes to go it looked like it was all over and done,

Face book twitter all the social network sites,

Had united with the trophy thinking it was their god given rite,

5 minutes to wait and united had things in the bag,

But up popped Deko and their hopes began to sag,

Someone called Aguero found the ball at his feet,

It was now 3 goals to 2 for city it was sweet,

They were all set and ready to paint Manchester in red,

When the news filtered through all celebrations were dead,

Then it was official they couldn’t believe it was all true,

Take down those banners tonight this city will be blue,

And while Mr. Ferguson sat with a mouthful of sour grapes,

There was no twitter no face book their fans were like apes,

They bought the title he said look at the price of their team,

That’s why they won and crushed all of our dreams,

And then a sign hung up it’s the end of fergies reign,

In Manchester things will never be the same ever again,

Then I left this man, whom I thought was so nice,

In a flood of tears I could give him no advice,

His life he said would never be the same ever again,

22 men, fighting over a small ball and calling it a game.

15/05/2012